I kind of look like this. My ears are more symmetrical though.
Hi. My name is Dave.
Over 15 years of experience writing copy for brands, big and small.
TV, print, radio, out-of-home, direct mail, digital, social point-of-sale and much more. Basically, if words go on, in or around it, I've probably put them there.
The past few years have found me creating comedy content through Onion Labs, Clickhole other makers of funny.
If you don't see what you're looking for, let me know and I'll pull examples from the archives. There's plenty for everyone.
davidsmith612@gmail.com
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Reader of books, watcher of documentaries and generally curious person.
Builder of tables, shelves and assorted nicknacks. Maker of barbecue sauce, hot sauce and chili that would get PETA hot under the collar.
Adventurous eater, happy traveler, accomplished football coach second guesser, surprisingly good polka dancer.
Avid runner and cyclist when my fickle limbs allow. Unenthusiastic practicer of stationary exercises. World's Least Rad GoPro user.
I once shook hands with Mr T and I intercepted a pass thrown by a quarterback who later went on to win the Heisman Trophy. Not at the same time though.
https://instagram.com/smithaus/